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Strippers Dublin: Stags, shots, and lost bodies

As you land in Dublin airport we will send stark naked female strippers Dublin will open wide for you. We can send strippers Dublin makes just at the back of the Guiness Factory. Drunk leprechauns and performer midgets make them from scratch with love and care. You see they also are brilliant robot technicians. That’s why Google has their European Headquarters in Dublin. Not because of the Tax Breaks. Did you get used to the madness that Dublin Stags have to offer yet ? No. Then you can FCUK just right off.

On a serious note Dublin Stags are unforgettable. As unforgettable as the hungover from a Guinness whiskey and dirty kebabs combo. And the only thing you will remember well is when strippers Dublin had to offer got the stag gnaw on their knickers.

Because a stag party Dublin is the world of Narnia with all kinds of bizarre creatures. Rickshaw drivers that race the Dublin Bus. Yes you will be blind drunk. Surely some  poor FCUK will race cabs and buses with 3 of you fine fellas in the back seat. While cycling in the rain. And then sell you dodgy pills if that’s your game. You will find helpful locals that will try and replace Google maps for you. As well as rude bouncers, chinese taxi drivers and a monument that looks like a dildo smack bang in the middle of the city centre. You will find trouble and sensuality. You will spend like mad because, hey we are improving and you dear drunk stags have money to throw down the drain.

Or be gentle and kind.

You can simply enjoy a nice Irish Beef Sirloin with Irish Spuds while Irish Strippers Dublin accents and latin tunes fill your soul.
Nah!
Down the shots, lose your wallet switch off the phones and make the best of your stag party in Dublin.

Book your flights with RyanAir , save your money for Elite Strippers Dublin has in store for you.

9 Top Celebrations for Female Strippers In Ireland

Female Strippers for Top Confession box parties

When one thinks of Female Strippers, chances are a strip club comes to mind. But get ready to surprise yourselves. Or even better. Get your imagination out of its hiding spot and join us in the treasure hunt for partying opportunities that need the tender care of female strippers. Then prepare your confessions carefully. You can gather material for the full seven deadly sins package. Apologies, sloth will be left out as you will be running around like lunatics after experiencing lust, you know…female strippers.

Stag Party: Female Strippers are a must

No other occasion brings female strippers in Ireland close to the boys in green like a good old stag party. So you have the accommodation sorted. And the dinner and pitchers combo. Now how about the strippers that will bring that extra kick to the party? The options are more than you can imagine. A once upon prudish Ireland is full of female strippers that can put on an unforgettable show. And while the strip clubs will set you back a good few hundred, the private shows will come to the comfort of you venue for a bit more than the price of few pints per head. Don’t be stingy when you send off your best buddy to his happily ever after. Or unhappily masturbation on the couch. Who cares. It’s a stag party !

Obviously, the friendly smiles go hand in hand with the friendly female strippers. Or do you want your own private limo with a couple of strippers to pop the champagne open. Or maybe just crack open a cold one with their buttchicks.  Mark my words, the strip show that can make a stag party a success for the year to come…..and make the bride never speak to the organiser of the strippers ever again ……is just around the corner. Stag party + female strippers + vodka & redbull = Return On Investment for the years to come.

Stag Party Reunion: Female Strippers reloaded

This kind of male melee is new addition to the “mad parties” list. So you have done the stag. Had pictures taken with the female strippers sitting on the stag’s face. Then booked a male stripper for the bride-to-be just to keep her sweet. Equality, she is a bitch, but well worth the effort. Then got the photos off Facebook and Instagram. But how do you forget a night of mischief, laughter and elephant thongs. You simply don’t. So you want to do it all over again. Hit the bars, have a quiet pint. Find out who went off with the sluty bridesmaid. Pretend to be shocked when you find out about how boring married life is. Hit the shooting range. Walk the woods. So a good stag is only the beggining of many stag reunions to come.

And what was the name of the female stripper you got from us? Well give us a tingle and we will be on time thongs in hand.

Female Strippers for a Birthday Present

So your brother is turning 21. Surely he deserves a treat! So you get him a Big Beautiful Woman. She is the cutting edge of female stippers. She will treat him like a piece of dirt. Yes pure perfect humiliation. And jugs the size of Aldi watermelons. While he is receiving his birthday gift, you, his girlfriend, and his whole family watch the show. This is how you pay back for the time he borrowed your car and parked it nicely between two piles of brick that used to be your neighbour’s wall. With the type of female strippers that make a man out of a wuss.

Now, if your single uncle is turning 40, it’s different kind of female strippers you are after. Female strippers that are ballerinas and know how to warm up a heart of stone. With a smile and a motorboat to make Marbella tremble and Benidorm roar. Whatever the birthday, you will find female strippers that can wish your loved ones a very happy naked birthday.

Leaving Party

Imagine that your best work buddy is leaving the office. You have spent so many hours together. Most of all you have made each other’s days bearable. You have covered each other’s ass when you were late for work. You have helped each other out during the times that you were hungover and looked like dogs in the rain. And now it is the very last party before he heads off to some other adventure. Definitely, you’ve got to sort out something special for his last big bash. And make sure that all the other fellas know that you are the colleague that really gives a shit!

So you order at least two female strippers dressed like secretaries from the 60s. Not that today’s secretaries don’t know how to ramp up the temperature.

Biker Party

Every self respecting biker crew need a good naked intervention in their chapter house. Now all the lads and their old ladies are gathered for a BBQ and a spin. The weather is fine,  the engines roar.The smell of rubber , chops and gasoline fill the air. All of the sudden, here come the female strippers. The engines roar louder. The music sounds better when you have a perfect round booty swinging to it. Biker Clubs in Ireland can’t be left behind their American friends when it comes to partying. So they will rock and roll with style, fast wheels and female strippers are a must.

It doesn’t matter if you have a chopper or a moto cross. At the end of the day a female stripper makes the pistons pump faster once they land their perfect bodies on the the perfect bikes.

Builders Friday Night out

There is no better feeling than spending hard earned cash on making memories. The lads on the building sites will queue at the bar for doubles on a Friday night. Actually, the profession of a builder is one of the most difficult professions on earth. That is why a good party of builders in Ireland will have the added bonus of female strippers. It is also a tradition, to splash a bit of extra cash when a project is completed. So pints, steak, female strippers and a good laugh. Especially in Ireland, a country with a long tradition of builders, fun and revelling is always attached to the builders’ lifestyle. Life’s for living, work’s for earning and female strippers are for stripping.

Lads Christmas Party

It is the season to be jolly …..and the season for work christmas parties. You know the get togethers where you get very drunk and end up doing something naughty. Like hitting on your boss. Or drinking enough tequilas to bring Mexico to Ireland. Or being blindfolded with a thong from Miss Claus. Obviously we are talking about female strippers in the obligatory Christmasy attire. Short skirt and red thong. Jingle bell tassels on the nipples. Actually a brilliant idea is to hire a party bus with the sexy female strippers singing the Christmas carols completely out of tune. Simply because you don’t hire female strippers for their singing skills. Nothing like a few lads off their titts admiring a perfect pair of titts.

Female Stripper for the Champions

Every sports club deserves to celebrate a victory in style. Rugby clubs would hire a sexy hostess to welcome the lads home. Ireland is the country that has its own unique sport. The GAA is a lifelong commitment. While the rules of the GAA forbid strippers, boys will be boys and will get a couple of female strippers to celebrate the taking of the Cup. With nothing but impressive cup sizes . Actually a celebration of a victory  for the lads  will bring sportsmanship, beer, bottoms and bosoms in a well balanced night of absolute mayhem.

Just because….. female strippers are fun

That is the reason why every time a few lads prepare to hit the town in sizeable groups, at least one of them will pop the question. “Lads, let’s get some female strippers!” It is hard to resist the idea of a fully naked show. Likewise it is even harder to get a pub in Ireland where they will allow strippers. The venues will trust only well established female stripper organisers. Luckily there a few good female stripper companies in Ireland that work hand in hand with the venues. These well seasoned night creatures will organise anything from female strippers to party venues…even bring you paracetamol for the morning after.

Note : Confession box parties are parties that include some type of mischief that you will definitely not admit that you don’t regret.

Best of Male Strippers in Ireland: Tour 2018

The Male Strippers Pack their Trunks

It is the time of the year that Male Strippers in Ireland and around the world take out of the trunk their Santa Costumes. In Christmas Parties and office parties,  male strippers will perform as Naughty Santas and even naughtier helpers. And empty their sacks …full of presents for all the ladies in the Christmas themed Hen parties.

Now, you might think that it is all over on the 2nd of January. Well think again. Every profession has its busy dates. But no profession is as busy as the Male Strippers in Ireland on the 6th of January. It Women’s Little Christmas  and the Hunks of Desire are as busy as the chipmunks before winter. And with each successful show, comes an even better afterparty. Will they survive this one?

The Hunks of Desire @Dolan’s

The Hunks of Desire, this fantastic, homegrown male dancing act is hitting the main stage of Dolan’s in Limerick on the 6th of January. 

The lads will bring the stage alive with a Magic Mike style full monty show .  This is an invitation to all the ladies of Munster, Limerick, and all over Ireland. Come over and celebrate Women’s Little Christmas in style.

Women’s Little Christmas is mainly a Munster Celebration. It’s the women of Munster, with that cheeky smile and the sparkle in their eyes that will fill the bars and clubs.

It’s a great night for Christmas Parties too. All the ladies that have worked hard during the Christmas madness can join forces ….and why not ? Enjoy a first class show delivered from one of the best troupes of Male Strippers in Ireland and Europe.

Elite Kissagrams wishes the best of luck to the Hunks of Desire….. and Dublin will be missing you !!!!!

The unofficial guide of booking Male Strippers in Ireland

This is the unofficial guide to the Male Strippers of Ireland.

With swarms of hen parties parading around Temple Bar one does wonder about what does this smorgasbord of shot fuelled, high heeled and pink sashed visages include. One thing has been popping up with the speed of a Japanese bullet train: Male Strippers !

Male Strippers :  necessary ? 

A hen night is about letting loose…. and not only your hair. Judging from the range of activities offered from the many Hen Organising companies offer on their immaculate  websites , one cannot fail to see an emerging pattern. Paint a nude, make a caramel penis, make a chocolate penis. Take the penis with you at home and hide it on the top shelf. Make sure the kids don’t find it. This last night of freedom is marketed as a once off opportunity to make room in your memory bank for images of laughter and trails of gossip. Yes , it is the age of turbo boosted naughtiness. Ladies in command. Necessary? No! But a hen party is not about things that are necessary…or make sense.  It is about rituals and fun. And rituals of fertility in the age of millennials, have a good dose of sensual liberation thrown in.

Personality vs Body

If you want just well formed muscles than go to a bodybuilding show…. and there aren’t that many in Ireland. This type of show is all about being social. The male strippers are in general more approachable than their female counterparts. It’s not uncommon to see a well presented young man still in his policeman uniform chatting casually to a hen party huddle in one of the busy craic agus ceol watering holes of Dublin.  It is important for the guys to keep in touch with their audience. Ireland is not Australia or Vegas.  The Irish ladies love a bit of  banter and the Irish Male Strippers don’t have the male god attitude of their colleagues across the Atlantic. The Irish Male Strippers are the kind of guys  that will stop on the street to have a quick chat with you. As the Irish economy is flexing its muscles, so are the male strippers in Ireland. Body image does comes first. But it is the cheeky smiles of these young fitpreneurs that win the hearts of the ladies. It is the laissez faire style that keeps the clientele growing.

The candy shop: Male strippers for hire

Most Male Strippers depend on weekend work for the bulk of their income. Prices in Dublin range from 150 to 100 per 15 min gig, tips in Ireland are welcome, but rare. It all depends on if the performer is a seasoned male stripper or a wannabe attention seeker. You can get an well drilled male stripper that knows how to build the pressure. Skillful dancers can display a plethora of acrobatics. They treat the crowd with the kindness and charm you find in a royal butler. Or in the genuine hospitality of the Irish countryside.  Then you get the guy from the gym next door that will give you a taste of muscles, covered in baby oil. Like a well marinated Christmas turkey. You know you are dealing with an amateur when he spends most of the performance in Full Monty, jumping up and down like a Masai warrior during his initiation.

Social Media

Hens need to get their research right, check the Google Reviews, Facebook pages and talk to other ladies that have availed of their services. The market features a good few established  companies that deal in live performances. But you will also find independent dancers advertising their services anywhere, from Gumtree, Adverts and even Tinder . With self explanatory names such as Stripireland, Elite Kissagrams, Hot Stuff Entertainment, Hen Party Fever and Strip.ie they will have plenty of work on their claws.  Shopping around is part of the routine…but tread with caution. The cheapest is definitely not the best. Especially when the hen in charge is choosing the man that will get naked for her best friend.

The men behind the muscles

Handsome men have many skills. Beauty is neither good nor bad claimed the Stoics in ancient Rome. It’s what you do with it that turns it into a virtue or vice. Most male strippers could be found under the #fitfreak #fitfam hashtags on Instagram. They are gym instructors, dance teachers , models, actors. Healthy eaters, avid students, nature lovers. The female audience provides a means of funding their lifestyle, and a healthy network of followers. It is all about building that following that can make things happen for another career. Most of the dancers will abandon the stage of the hen world for a different path within a couple of years. The ones that stay master the craft of wooing the ladies in various stages of undress and teach the newbies.

It is not for every hen

A professional male stripper knows how to change his style according to the audience. On the spot. Their bookers will ask the hens where does the bride to be stand on the shy-meter.  The male stripper will change his approach based on the reactions he gets. It’s customer care on the dance floor. If your first reaction to the idea of man taking off his fireman outfit to the sounds of “My Pony” is : cringe! , then don’t do it. If a cheeky smile blooms on your lips then go for it on all four. There are loads of other options on the male performance menu that cover all types of hues and nuances. A topless waiter is the sexy guy that will organise party games but he will only leave his biceps on display. Then one can still dish out the more traditional kissogram. Just an attractive man in a tuxedo that delivers flowers and a peck on the cheek. A split moment of wow ….ooooh , how sweet! One way or another the hens will want to include some form of male spice in this female only chop-suey.

Male Strippers get along fine…unless

The female stripping world has a few tales of catfights. Most male strippers, especially in Ireland work well together. When two performers bump into each other in a bar, there are no snippy remarks or uncomfortable silences. Ireland is small, so there is no place for bravado or silly competition. Plus the ladies don’t like male friction. The guys are mostly friends and they would share common spaces; gyms, health food stores. There is always that one guy that loves stepping on other people’s toes. Such dancers cannot be humble and kind as a song says. It takes one bad apple to spoil the party for all. It is usually the guy that screams that he is simply  the best, better than all the rest. While that might make most  pros smile in disbelief, he will get his fair share of attention. The hens shouldn’t mind as long as the show is acceptable. As long as the performer’s ego doesn’t go Full Monty for too long.

All the single ladies

It is easy for young male strippers to behave like kids that hit a Tramore amusement park for the first time in their life. The female attention, usually earned after trial and tribulations for the common males, here pours down from the heavens. What can a stripper do? At the end of the day the ladies should leave happy. The dancers that I spoke to have a very clear rule about post show shenanigans. Kind and polite, chatty and good humored. That is the winning attitude that keeps the hen parties coming back. If kind is confused for flirtatious, the guys take a step back. The exceptions to the rule are highly x-rated though.

It’s all about the bride

The whole hen party setup is about giving the bride to be a night to remember. If there is a feeling  that the Full Monty show is not up her alley then forget it. On the other hand, male strippers know how to put women on a pedestal. And a pedestal for the night is a good feeling to go home with.  Hens that compete with the bride for the attention of the dancers should think twice. The male strippers will immediately show them the cold shoulder. It is her big party and everyone else… is just  invited.

 

Ireland is becoming a hot tourist destination with a serious amount of human warmth to make up for the weather. Hen Parties from across the Irish Sea have become a common sight in the street of Dublin, and more will follow. The question is: ” Will Ireland turn into another Vegas Strip with Guinness and raincoats?”